The latest edition is the upgraded thumb drive 2.0!
This new version now sports a lifelike acrylic thumbnail. As if the first version wasn't real enough. This one will scare even the most diehard fans and friends.
Maybe this is what the universe really had in mind when the term “thumb drive” was coined. This one is guaranteed to boost productivity by at least 50%. Send one to your boss as a gag gift for some extra laughs/panic.